
Some days I wake up in the morning and choose a certain outfit. I look in the mirror and believe that my look is eccentric, trendy, and unique. And I must say I’m feeling proud. Then, I walk out of my room and my dear gay roommates fly into the kitchen cabinets, blasted a whiplash of horror and disgust; cups and plates shatter, light bulbs burst into flames, demons jump out walls and cry. I don't understand and in that moment, I could care less. Everyone’s a critic and I’m an artiste. However, I go out, catch a glimpse of my reflection a shop window, and I understand. I look like despair. I cannot BELIEVE what I’m wearing and I’m instantly angry with myself, my roommates, everyone in the world, and with life in general. How is it that what we like and wear sometimes makes us look like douche bags? The truth of the matter is what we think looks good and what actually looks good are completely different entities, and our failure to realize this is the death of us. Both men and women fall victim to this decree. Women can sometimes get away with loopy shit and still look kind of cool, because well, we’re women and often times society applies fashion with women. However, at the same time people assume that we should know better. Men, you have the stigma of “don't-care-about-fashion” attitude stamped on your sex, which allows you to pass without judgment and be praised for the small efforts. Unfortunately, men often are prone to failure because despite the simplicity that one can often times find in men’s fashion, you often opt to wear outfits that flatter no one in this world. And that’s fine. I do it every week. However, these are landmark catastrophes that occur in men’s fashion, which you can now avoid:
1) The College Beach Kid: The blue, pink, and white vertical striped button-down shirt tucked into the belted khaki shorts that might as well be Capri’s? The flip-flops, the aviators, and the bad Zac Efron hair? Not only does it make you look extremely young, but it also makes you look like classless and generic.
2) The Wife Beater: I know one may think that tank tops and wife beaters show off your rippling muscles, but this is just an illusion. You may simply look like a meathead who rather lift weights and down Creatin than move out of your mom’s basement.
3) The Quoted Tee: I’m sorry, “Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me” on a t-shirt? Not cute.
4) The Bro: The below-knee Dickies + Stars and Stripes knee socks + oversize black/ graphic tee +backwards baseball cap + Budweiser = ripshit.
5) The Fedora: Unless your Frank Sinatra, Johnny Depp, or Jesus, forget about it.
6) The Bedazzled Ed Hardy shirt: What IS this? No seriously, tell me. Nothing in this entire world makes you looks more like a rich-bitch jerk than this gem of douchebagery. You are not K-Fed. No need to disgrace yourself.
Now, you may completely disagree with me. Your girlfriend or boyfriend may love your look. You may love your look. But I will never lie to you. Wearing these demon clothes is like releasing silent beams of ugly that can be detected from space. More than that, you are suppressing your individuality and sense of style while probably masking your figure. In this society today, even if you're the kindest, most intelligent man in the world, people can misjudge you for what you wear. It’s by no means a good thing, but it is the reality. Therefore, in the philosophy of Calvin Klein, whether you are fashion-conscious or not, when you go out everyday you should think about what message you are sending people through clothing. You never want to be that guy. You want to be you, and you can. Then, even if you have the occasional bad outfits it’s just one of those days, and it’s funny.
Then you’ll know that some look won’t ever, ever define you.
Have anyone in mind that's that guy? Got funny things to say about them?
P.S. please do not pop your dress shirt's collar. If you do, then you're definitely that guy.
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This post was written by Blank Label's Co-creation Blog fashion writer and custom men's dress shirts style guru Youmi Park.
Some days I wake up in the morning and choose a certain outfit. I look in the mirror and believe that my look is eccentric, trendy, and unique. And I must say I’m feeling proud. Then, I walk out of my room and my dear gay roommates fly into the kitchen cabinets, blasted a whiplash of horror and disgust; cups and plates shatter, light bulbs burst into flames, demons jump out walls and cry. I don't understand and in that moment, I could care less. Everyone’s a critic and I’m an artiste. However, I go out, catch a glimpse of my reflection a shop window, and I understand. I look like despair. I cannot BELIEVE what I’m wearing and I’m instantly angry with myself, my roommates, everyone in the world, and with life in general. How is it that what we like and wear sometimes makes us look like douche bags? The truth of the matter is what we think looks good and what actually looks good are completely different entities, and our failure to realize this is the death of us. Both men and women fall victim to this decree. Women can sometimes get away with loopy shit and still look kind of cool, because well, we’re women and often times society applies fashion with women. However, at the same time people assume that we should know better. Men, you have the stigma of “don't-care-about-fashion” attitude stamped on your sex, which allows you to be pass without judgment and be praised for the small efforts. Unfortunately, men often are prone to failure because despite the simplicity that one can often times find in men’s fashion, you often opt to wear outfits that flatter no one in this world. And that’s fine. I do it every week. However, these are landmark catastrophes that occur in men’s fashion, which you can now avoid:
1) The College Beach Kid: The blue, pink, and white vertical striped button-down shirt tucked into the belted khaki shorts that might as well be Capri’s? The flip-flops, the aviators, and the bad Zac Efron hair? Not only does it make you look extremely young, but it also makes you look like classless and generic.
2) The Wife Beater: I know one may think that tank tops and wife beaters show off your rippling muscles, but this is just an illusion. You may simply look like a meathead who rather lift weights and down Creatin than move out of your mom’s basement.
3) The Quoted Tee: I’m sorry, “Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me” on a t-shirt? Not cute.
4) The Bro: The below-knee Dickies + Stars and Stripes knee socks + oversize black/ graphic tee +backwards baseball cap + Budweiser = ripshit.
5) The Fedora: Unless your Frank Sinatra, Johnny Depp, or Jesus, forget about it.
6) The Bedazzled Ed Hardy shirt: What IS this? No seriously, tell me. Nothing in this entire world makes you looks more like a rich-bitch jerk than this gem of douchebagery. You are not K-Fed. No need to disgrace yourself.
Now, you may completely disagree with me. Your girlfriend or boyfriend may love your look. You may love your look. But I will never lie to you. Wearing these demon clothes is like releasing silent beams of ugly that can be detected from space. More than that, you are suppressing your individuality and sense of style while probably masking your figure. In this society today, even if you're the kindest, most intelligent man in the world, people can misjudge you for what you wear. It’s by no means a good thing, but it is the reality. Therefore, in the philosophy of Calvin Klein, whether you are fashion-conscious or not, when you go out everyday you should think about what message you are sending people through clothing. You never want to be that guy. You want to be you, and you can. Then, even if you have the occasional bad outfits it’s just one of those days, and it’s funny. Then you’ll know that some look won’t ever, ever define you.